Normally I do my picks the day before or the morning of game day. But with only two weeks to go, I’m getting too amped up to wait. So I’m going to call these my “Pre-Picks” which means I reserve the right to change them up right up to the first kick-off. Speaking of first kick-off…
August 31, 2012
Michigan State vs. Boise State – 8:00pm on ESPN. I don’t pick the MSU games, never have. I will say that both teams had great QBs that have since moved on to the pros, so we’re going to be test-driving some new guys in the key position. Andrew Maxwell is a a long-time Kirk Cousins protege and all indicators are that he’s going to be great. He knows the players, he’s been in games, he knows the playbook better than anyone, etc. etc. etc. But he’s a first time starter, so he’ll likely need some time to settle in and develop some confidence. I’m glad the defense has tons of experience and should as good if not better than 2011. I’m also glad the game is at Spartan Stadium with 75,000+ Spartan fans supporting our boys. GO GREEN!
September 1, 2012
Minnesota @ UNLV – 11:00am. Looking at the stats from 2011, these teams are pretty evenly matched. Both teams ran for more yardage than they threw for. Both teams we’re pretty low scoring and got scored on a lot. Coach Kill seems like a good guy and he’s working hard to re-create something that hasn’t really existed in years. But on the road? The Gophers? I’m going with UNLV in a close one.
Northwestern @ Syracuse – Noon on ESPN-2. Coach Fitzgerald is taking the Wildcats up to New York for there opener against the Orange. This should be a pretty good game but Northwestern is the better team. Persa’s gone and Colter’s back. Kain is an okay passer and a good scrambler / runner. I think he’s going to come in to his own in his junior year. I’ll go with Northwestern by 10.
Illinois vs. Western Michigan – Noon on ESPN-U. The Fighting Illini started so strong with six wins, and then flagged so hard as they ended the regular season with six losses. But, alas, they did beat UCLA in their bowl game, to 7-6 it was. One of those wins in 2011 was against WMU; they squeaked it out 23-20. Bottom line, the Illini don’t score enough points. The defense is good, the running game is serviceable, but the air attack is flaccid. But I think Scheelhaase will be better this year. I say he throws 18 TDs this year. I say Illini over the Broncos by 17.
Ohio State Vs. Miami (Ohio) – Noon on BTN. Urban Meyer is a douche. Not as much of a douche as Lane Kiffin, but still a douce. The biggest douche in the B1G without question. Pleated pants and a sweatshirt? Gaw. But the word has it he’s a really good coach. I get that. I believe it and I respect it. His team will win games. And they will beat the RedHawks (sorry Coach Treadwell). But I say Zac Dysert out-guns Braxton Miller by a longshot, and if he steers clear of picks, might keep it close. Buckeyes by a pair.
Penn State vs. Ohio – Noon on ESPN / ESPN-3D. Finally, the Nittany Lions in the press for something other than NCAA sanctions and pedophilia. Those poor fans. It’s not over, not even close. But once football resumes, the healing and moving on will have begun. What a mess. Anyway, I think the Bobcats seriously challenge the Lions in Happy Valley. Pat Mygroin Matt McGloin isn’t all that and Tyler Tettleton is really good. The Lions will rally hard in the second half but they lose in OT by three.
Iowa vs. Northern Illinois – 3:30pm on ESPN-U. Ugh, the Hawkeyes. Not a fan. Don’t like the team, the colors, the logo, nuthin. Yuch. And the Huskies are going to run hard on them, and score points. But it won’t be enough because the Hawkeyes are going to be good this year. Iowa by 10.
Nebraska vs. Southern Miss – 3:30pm on ABC / ESPN-2. Oh T-Magic, you say you learned how to throw in the off-season. Maybe, but doubt it. You just keep running it and you’ll be okay. The Golden Eagles are a good team, but the Nebraska defense cuts them down to size. The Husker offense has just enough to win the opener by a score.
Purdue vs. Eastern Kentucky – 3:30pm on BTN. Boiler Up because you’ve got Notre Dame on the road in week two. Eastern Kentucky is like playing the late-night staff of your local KFC, so this game should be a breeze for the Boilers. Purdue handles this one easily winning by 21, even with Danny Hope’s scary stache.
Wisconsin vs. Northern Iowa – 3:30pm on BTN. Uni at Wisci… yawn. Barry, really? UNI? Not even going to try on this pick if the Badgers aren’t even going to try to play real teams. Bucky wins, whatever.
Michigan vs. Alabama – 8:00pm on ABC. This is more like it. This is a football game. I don’t know why it’s being played in Arlington, TX, but it’s cool that there is no home field advantage. The Wolverines hype bubble doesn’t usually burst until they play MSU, but this year they’re given a free pass because nobody expects them to beat the Tide. And they won’t. Denard get’s picked off three times. In the first half! Bama by 17.
Indiana vs. Indiana State – 8:00pm on BTN. The game no one will watch because of Michigan-Bama. The Hoosiers were terrible in 2011. They can’t hardly be worse in 2012. They tie their 2011 win record in the first game so they get off to a good start. Hoosiers by 10.
Well let’s kick these picks around a bit and we’ll tune them up before kick-off as needed. Let me know what you think too, I’m always open hearing what you have to say. All my picks may be way off, but one thing that is for damn sure is that college football season is about to start and for that, we all win!
GO GREEN!